I haven't been a fairly regular blogger lately, other than Porter's updates. So here are some random observations that may provide some insight into my recent life.
Observation #1: I don't blog very much during the summer.
I think it is something about it being light later in the day. You will note that I didn't blog much last summer, either.
Observation #2: There are funnier things than farmer tans.
If you wear shorts one day and sunburn the tops of your knees, you'll have funny red spots over your knee cap.
If you go kayaking the next day wearing capris and get a tan on your shins, you'll have a really funny tan line. ESPECIALLY if you were wearing tennis shoes. Think white feet, tan leg to mid-calf, and then white leg to the knee cap where you are sunburned.
If you wear a knee-length skirt the next day the weird tan lines will show. And if your husband tells you not to worry because no one will notice, think again. They will. It will become a conversation starter.
Observation #3: There are overachievers who work with genius kids.
Some people have too much time and energy. And really smart ten-year-olds. I had to teach my activity day girls (10 and 11 year olds) about finances at our activity last Friday. I went to Sugardoodle.net for some inspiration.
The suggested activities were made by women who came up with elaborate scenarios where each girl was given a certain size family and a certain income. They paid taxes on their income so that they'd have a take home pay. Then they had house payments, utilities, groceries, flat tires, haircuts, broken appliances, etc., etc., etc.
Yeah right. I'm an accountant and this was over my head.
So instead we played an easier game called Moneypalooza I found on a different website. There were four options: Earn, Spend, Share, Save.
Observation #4: There is a difference between what a 10 year old finds fun and what a 27 year old finds fun.
I thought Moneypalooza was pretty boring. I was feeling bad for the girls having to play it, yet they were doing it with such a good attitude. Then one of the girls said, "This is so much fun! Can I take it home with me??"
Observation #5: If you say something to a ten year old, expect it to be taken literally.
After our finance activity I gave the girls otterpops. One of them asked me, "How many can I have?" Only three girls showed up for the activity so there were more than enough for them to each have a few otter pops.
"You can have as many as you want."
The next thing I knew, she was taking half otter pops to store in her freezer.
Observation #6: It is hard to dress your baby when he has so many cute clothes.
I know this observation makes me sound like the snobby American I am, but every day I struggle with what Porter should wear. There are so many cute outfits he's inherited from his cousin. I find myself thinking of this quote from Pinterest:
Which is just ridiculous because he's a baby. But how can he possibly get to wear each outfit more than once, unless it is one of my absolute favorites??
Observation #7: It is hard to pack up your baby's winter clothes.
Since it is late June and our most recent cold front dropped us into the 70's I decided it was probably safe to pack up Porter's winter clothes.
It was so sad.
When I pack up my winter clothes it isn't hard. I know I'll see them again in a few months. But Porter doesn't fit into most of his winter clothes any more and I can guarantee you he won't fit into any of them in a few months. How come babies grow so fast? And how come baby clothes are so stinkin' cute?
Observation #8: The words to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" are weird.
That is, until you look them up on Wikipedia to find out why the heck they are what they are and then you find out they aren't.
Did that make sense??
Anyway, you know the verse they sing in Alice and Wonderland that goes, "Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you're at. Up above the world so high, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you're at."
All these years I thought that verse was completely made up by the drunk little mouse at the Mad Hatter's tea party. Because, seriously, it makes absolutely no sense. Then I bought a CD for Porter with 150 kids songs and that verse was on it! So then I started to wonder if I was just missing something.
Well, Wikipedia didn't fail me. Apparently this was a parody of the song written by Lewis Carrol in honor of one of his Oxford professors. Who knew??
Observation #9: You shouldn't read murder mysteries about a serial killers when your husband is at school late into the night.
You may just have to fall asleep listening to soothing music with all the lights on downstairs. Not that I have any experience with this recently.
Observation #10: All girls should own a Go-Girl.
Ever been camping, hiking, kayaking, canoeing, or any other activity where the facilities are less than, well, clean?? (Or perhaps not even existent?)
You need one of these. My mom found these online and I've since become a believer.
Try it. You'll like it.
